The Big Picture has just put out the latest edition of its "Would you do..." tournament covering female athletes (the first version was for female sportscasters). Since the only thing more fun than looking at attractive women is arguing about which one is hotter (alright, maybe there are a few things more fun than that), I'm throwing down the gauntlet and posting my bracket for all to see. If you want to get in on the action, take the empty bracket, fill it out (I used paint.net to do it, but you can fill it in by hand and scan in the results, or just list your winners), and post it to your blog.
It's up to you whether you pick based on your own preferences or based on who you think the other pervs voting at The Big Picture will choose. I went with my own personal preferences, and here's my completed bracket (click for a larger version):
I'm bucking convention and hoping that Stokke has run out her 15 minutes of fame. I'm taking Brittany Jackson to win it all.
If you don't know who some of the contestants are, or if you just want to leer at the pictures of the ones you do know, head over to The Big Picture and in the right-hand column they have a list of all the contestants with links to a post giving the pros and cons for each one.
September 21, 2007
Time to fill out your "Would you do..." brackets
Summer is here and there's never been a better time to try your hand at online sports betting. Place your bets on your favorite horse with horse racing or even try your luck with your favorite football team. Enjoying sport is just a click away!
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Who won for sportscasters?
Erin Andrews (she's overrated, but no surprise she won)
Here's the final bracket for the sportscaster tournament.
My final four would have to be the high school pole vaulter Stokke, Brittany Jackson, Jeannette Lee, and Sasha Cohen. And the winner is... Jeannette Lee! Any girl that can handle a pool stick so deftly and has the nickname Black Widow (and the looks to back it up) gets my vote. You just have to hope you survive the night.
Also, a write-in vote for Jenny Finch.
I think they made a point of not including the standard top seeds in any "hottest female athlete" discussion. That's why there's no Jenny Finch, no Anna Kournikova, no Sharapove, no Natalie Gulbis. They concentrated on more borderline cases where the "would you do..." question is a little tougher (though in some of the cases, like Stokke and Brittany Jackson, I don't see how there's even a debate).
I've never been a big Jeanette Lee fan. I don't think she's particularly attractive, and a chick who plays pool doesn't really do much for me.
I'm not participating. I don't see Kimmie Meissner anywhere on the list. Plus, I want Chrissy Evert in the "cougar" region.
Also, I've seen the Tonya Harding sex tape. I'd have to triple bag it, but the girl can work it.
Taurasi? C'mon. This is BUSH league (except it's missing some bush).
I'm as big a Kimmie Meissner fan as anyone (she's from Bel Air, MD, my hometown), but she doesn't turn 18 until Oct 4. Yes, I checked her Wikipedia entry to find that out, no I don't have a countdown calendar for it.
I hear the legal age in Maryland is 16. Right Jeremy?
Come on now, Jeremy's a married man!
I'll defer to our resident legal experts on the details, but yes, it's 16 in Maryland (per ageofconsent.com). So for the next 2 weeks you could (legally, but certainly not practically) have sex with her, as long as you don't take pictures.
Don't trust age of consent Ben. There are a lot of nuances to the laws that can't be captured in a simple chart.
For example, it is 16 in Maryland, but you had better not be her teacher, coach, pastor, youth group leader, or volunteer coordinator. That's a VERY short list of prohibited "position of authority" circumstances that still land you statutory rape.
Here's the law:
(Pastors of the world unite! I forgot they have to be employed by a school).
(a) "Person in a position of authority" defined.- In this section, "person in a position of authority":
(1) means a person who:
(i) is at least 21 years old;
(ii) is employed as a full-time permanent employee by a public or private preschool, elementary school, or secondary school; and
(iii) because of the person's position or occupation, exercises supervision over a minor who attends the school; and
(2) includes a principal, vice principal, teacher, or school counselor at a public or private preschool, elementary school, or secondary school.
I like Amanda Beard as a darkhorse to come out of that bracket. Doesn't hurt that she spends most of her life in a swimsuit.
And the time she spends out of a swimsuit is in front of Playboy cameras.
I think they made a point of not including the standard top seeds in any "hottest female athlete" discussion. That's why there's no Jenny Finch, no Anna Kournikova, no Sharapove, no Natalie Gulbis. They concentrated on more borderline cases where the "would you do..." question is a little tougher (though in some of the cases, like Stokke and Brittany Jackson, I don't see how there's even a debate).
Brien, you could write the site for me! dead on, my man. (and i needed a few real hot chicks in there for eye-candy sake).
I also like Jackson. She's sooo hot. and stokke, aside from being sort of relevant right now, whereas jackson isn't, isn't all that hot. that one really hot picture of her is like the only one.
thanks for the love...
All I know is Jeremy was very happy when he found out in law school that the age of consent in Maryland is 16. I know this because he has told me a dozen times. I don't know why he thinks this makes any difference for him...
And, as the story has been told to me, he was sitting next to Emily in class when he expressed his great glee. So, he's a married man, yes. I don't think she's worried.
Brien said...
And the time she spends out of a swimsuit is in front of Playboy cameras.
Bingo.
Also, Jeremy was excited because he knows Ben and Seth and Russell and knows that some day he'll have clients due to Maryland's age of consent.
I'll assume you're referring to Ben C.
I wasn't, but he's far more relevant to this conversation.
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