Former MLB pitcher Mark Littell (1973-1982, KC then STL) has a new invention that he's very confident using. He's improved the traditional athletic supporter/protective cup combination with a design that allow for more comfort and more mobility. It comes in four sizes, ranging from Mongo down through, The Hog, The Boss and The Hammer.
Really, shouldn't The Boss be the smallest? Something about being power-hungry and overcompensating?
The funny thing is not that someone invented a better cup (though he should make the Hall of Fame just for that). It's called The Nutty Buddy. Not only that, Littell is so confident that the cup works that he takes a pitching machine fastball right to the nuts from point blank. That's also funny. Funnier still, he has a cute high school blonde assisting him, and you totally know he's banging her. Funnier still, former Cincinnati Red Chris Sabo gives his own testimonial, which ends with the word "test-eh-clees".
Check out the website and video here, and don't forget to send your favorite nephew The Hammer this Christmas season.
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Interestingly, Littell is from Missouri. His entire professional career was played in his birth state, which is rare in any era.
are you sure that boy didn't take a couple to the head...my god. why in the hell would any guy purposely take one in the groin...i thought you protected the jewels at all cost?
He knew it would impress the high school chick and make him a lot of money.
Hey guys, my name is Perry Gabuzzi and I'm a part of the Nutty Buddy team. It's great to see that word of our cup is spreading, and that Mark's video has generated such a buzz across the nation. Mark hasn't taken any shots to the head (well, maybe a couple!), but he took plenty of shots to the boys. As a coach, Mark witnessed his players also take shot after shot to the boys, which led him to develop the Nutty Buddy. If you're an athlete and have taken a shot to the boys with any other type of protective cup, you know how painful it is. As a Nutty Buddy user I'd recommend that you try our product, if you're not satisfied we will refund you 100%. Also, feel free to contact me with any questions you have about the product - 1.877.NUTTYBUDDY.
Take care guys, and thanks for the interest in our product.
-Perry Gabuzzi
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