After news came out this week that Vivid Entertainment will release a Jimi Hendrix sex tape (link is SFW), I started wondering which old sports stars are most likely to have a grainy sex tape discovered.
Most Likely
- Joe Namath - Come on, between the pantyhose ad and the Suzy Kolber thing, is there really any doubt that a sex tape featuring a drunken Broadway Joe is out there somewhere
- Joe DiMaggio - Since we already know that Marilyn Monroe had a thing for being filmed in the act, there's a good chance Joltin' Joe was caught on camera.
- Wilt Chamberlain - If he really did have sex with 20,000 women, it seems likely that a camera was present at least one of those times.
- Pat Summerall - I love Pat Summerall, but if there is a sex tape out there with him in it, I hope I never see it.
- Shawn Bradley - I'm not sure any woman would ever have sex with him, much less allow it to be recorded for posterity. Plus he's a Mormon.
- John Amaechi - If you're that far in the closet, you probably aren't leaving video evidence of your homosexuality laying around (although he's apparently an attention
9 Responses:
Most likely: Stephon Marbury. He already has a known predilection for catching a hummer in a Hummer.
Least likely: Yogi Berra. Fame and money only go so far. I'm not saying he didn't get his share, only that no one wanted it recorded.
On the Orioles track, I might have to go for Jim Palmer most likely, Earl Weaver least likely.
Most Likely: Roger Clemens
Least Likely: Roger Clemens' Wife
It's been rumored that the video used in The Ring was actually a Tommy LaSorda sex tape. Makes sense.
Come to think of it, I do remember a horse and flies in the tape in The Ring. No wonder those people looked so distraught.
A.C. Green has got to be on that "least likely" list.
Former Terps:
Most likely - (tie) Steve Blake, Gary Williams
Least likely - (tie) Juan Dixon, Mike Mardesich
Correction - Matt Slaninka.
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