July 22, 2008

Caption Contest!



This time there's no prize. And we're doing it in the comments, so don't send any emails.

Extra points for Big Lebowski references.

Photo from Jezebel via Mr. Irrelevant

17 Responses:

J-Red said...

Mr. Lebowski finally had to dismiss Brandt after he was caught stealing to support his habit of "watching" Bunny.

Brien said...

You can't cheer for two teams in the same division! This isn't 'Nam, Hoffman, there are rules here.

Anonymous said...

Hey hon, check it out. He's wearing Converse Old Star. What is he, 12?

J-Red said...

F ME! I didn't see the Yankees shirt and O's hat combo.

"ben" said...

Go U Huskies.

J-Red said...

Does anyone else think we're going to be looking back at the plaid shorts foisted upon us by The Gap, Old Navy, Target, etc. and groan in about ten years? After plaid and camo, there just isn't much out there for 18-35 year olds.

J-Red said...

"I Love the Early 00s"

"Remember when plaid shorts were all the rage and Washington had a baseball team? All that and more coming up on I Love the Oughts!"

Jeremy said...

Dude, remember, this is a guy who sharted in his pants in Along Came Polly, played a weird guy with a crush on Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights, and played the part of the hard rocking storm chaser in Twister. I think that those roles alone are enough and captioning him is just piling on.

J-Red said...

He also was in State & Main, a movie which should have been good but made me feel like I had been sharted upon by Alec Baldwin. Unlike some others who write for this blog, that's not my personal fantasy.

michael said...

Oddly enough, I remember him for his creep-tastic caretaker role in Magnolia. Specifically the scene where he is on the phone ordering from Pink Dot...one of the all time uncomfortable movie moments.

J-Red said...

Oh, speaking of uncomfortable moments. He was also the guy who sexually harassed Lara Flynn Boyle over the phone in Happiness. He "enjoyed himself" until she started giving some of it back.

"ben" said...

Do you really think that was the most uncomfortable scene in the movie?

J-Red said...

Not even in the top 5 for that movie.

Ben, can I make you a sandwich?

Who looks more preggo, PSH or the chick behind him?

J-Red said...

And by "not even in the top 5" I'm referring to Happiness. I've been boycotting Tom Cruise since before Magnolia.

John said...

Jeremy Shockey after 2 years in New Orleans

J-Red said...

Good one John. On a related note, "The love child of Jeremy Shockey and Curt Schilling spotted in NYC".

That also accounts for the O's/Yanks combo. The O's drafted Schilling and brought him up.

Stephen said...

Brandt's boyish charm wore off after he hit 40. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell him...

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