January 14, 2010

NFL’s Most Annoying Fans - Divisional Round

Down to 8 competitors left.  Check out the previous entries to catch up.  Last week we did pictures of annoying fans, this week we’re doing videos.

NFC

Green Bay v. Philadelphia

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Really?  A song about Favre to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner?

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Ugh, “The day that football died?”  Richie Valens is rolling over in his watery grave.

Apparently Packers fans are cute girls who sing dumb songs.  That’s nothing compared to Eagles fans:

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They drink 40s at bars and loudly curse at the announcers (via HHR).

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They’re probably racist, and definitely don’t know anything about football.

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They love cursing at televisions.

Eagles fans win this one, primarily for being a-holes.

Dallas v. Washington

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Wow.  Everything the world hates about Cowboys fans in one video.  In case you didn’t watch the whole thing, this guy parks his car on his lawn to display his Cowboys car flags during away games.

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The whiny Skins fan routine isn’t any more tolerable done in a Def Poetry style.

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Here’s our buddy from last week.  Amazingly, the HOF tattoo isn’t his dumbest one!  He has Mark Rypien’s autograph tattooed on his arm!

This one is tough, but the Cowboys take it in a squeaker, primarily because their annoying fans are more spread out.

AFC

New England v. Pittsburgh

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There is not a more annoying song on the face of the Earth than the Steelers Polka.

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There is no reason to take a yellow towel with you everywhere you go.  To the stadium, fine.  On vacation, not cool.

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“I give up on football”

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Drunk? Check.  Vulgar?  Check.  Violent?  Check.  Incoherent?  Check.  Shirtless?  You betcha.  Here we have a perfect example of a typical Patriots fan.

As annoying as Patriots fans are (I’m looking at you, Bill Simmons), the Steelers Polka tips this one Pittsburgh’s way.

Oakland v. Baltimore

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“I’m an avid model railroader and Ravens fan.”  Yeah, that sounds about right.

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The Chuipmunks are Ravens fans?

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How stupid is getting in a fight in the stands?

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Apparently it’s common at Raiders games.

In a surprise upset, the violent Raiders fans upset the lame Ravens fans.

Next Week - Conference Championships

NFC

Cowboys v. Eagles

AFC

Steelers v. Raiders

4 Responses:

Anonymous said...

American Pie was written by Don McLean mostly as a tribute to Buddy Holly. Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper also died in the plane crash that killed Holly. The crash took place in Iowa, so I don't know what the reference to a watery grave means.

Curtis Tarver said...

So as an Eagles fan, I could very well see my team do something they love to do historically and another thing they love to do recently: Lose in the NFC championship game, and lose to the Cowboys.

Brien said...

Anonymous, thanks for the info, I guess I screwed up that reference pretty bad.

I think I was confusing the Roberto Clemente plane crash with the Buddy Holly one.

gpb said...

Must be some argument... Cowboys/Eagles is a hell of a matchup. Raiders/Steelers can't be easy either.

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