UNC Football Sex Attack - When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

First, let me be clear that the UNC football players are the victims in this story.

According to preliminary reports, three UNC football players (not identified) went to downtown Chapel Hill to celebrate their birthdays. While there, they encountered two ladies, Monique Taylor and Tnika Washington, 28 and 29 respectively, and a man, Michael Lewis, 32. The trio gave the three players a ride home, and apparently the players invited the three upstairs. One of the players was drunk and passed out. Some consensual sexual contact ensued (while Mr. Lewis watched from the corner?) until the players started to balk and call it off.

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Early reports that Clay Aiken was involved have not (yet) been substantiated.

This got them bound with duct tape at knifepoint and robbed, while the women continued to fondle them. Over $100 in cash and $3000 in electronics were stolen.

You know, I'm not one to judge. Here are the mugshots of the three accused:

Ok. You're in Chapel Hill, home to some of the most attractive women on the planet, and these are the two you take home? Obviously, Butch Davis has a long way to go to instill the kind of permissive culture they had back down in Coral Gables. The Rock wouldn't use either of these girls as a pre-orgy fluffer, and he wasn't even a star then.

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Let me clarify something from the initial report. The players did not "become uncomfortable", they began to sober up. This has happened to all of us. I am amazed at the good sense and discipline the boys had in ending the horrible beer goggle hook-up before it went too far. That was a great move until the jilted one night stands decided to relieve the players of their cash and belongings.

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If you need any further insight into the sexual appetites of these ladies, one bit the arresting officer in the groin. Perhaps they were just hungry for the co.... nevermind.

Correction: The Mr. Lewis is the one that bit the cop's junk. ECB regrets the error.