From the American Mustache Institute's Monthly Mustache Interview with Norman Chad:
Q: As a University of Maryland graduate and all-around player-hater, you are one of the leaders of the modern-day Anti-Duke (basketball) movement. If Mike Kryzewski was running for president and was backed by Chuck Norris and Burt Reynolds, as well as supportive of a free-fish-for-everyone amendment - would you support him?
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A: Let me say this: I was anti-Duke well before Coach K came to Durham. I was even anti-Duke before I met John Feinstein (though it was Feinstein who cemented my sentiments). Anyway, free fish is overrated - unless it's really good yellowtail or Nova Scotia salmon - so nobody is going to win my support on that platform.
(Thanks to Dan Steinberg of D.C. Sports Bog for drawing attention to this.)
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Hilarious.
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